Why go out in public wearing boring adult clothes when you can wear something that says you’re a proud teacher with an average sense of humor? Pair the shirts below with a reading conference tote bag, an ID badge on a lanyard, and these socks, and you’ll be the teacherest of all teachers.
Lets Eat Kids. Let’s Eat Kids. Punctuation Saves Lives.
A reminder that it’s the little things in life, like commas, that can make a big difference. Perfect for fans of Eats, Shoots & Leaves and English teachers everywhere.
I Got 99 Problems & You’re Going to Show Your Work on All of Them
It’s a joke. You should not be assigning 99 problems.
World’s Okayest Teacher
Most of us are in the fat part of the bell curve. That’s what makes it a bell curve. Might as well admit it.
Straight Outta Pencils
I Don’t Know, CAN You?
The teacher version of “Because I told you so,” it’s a phrase we hated hearing as a student, but can’t help repeating as a teacher.
I Became a Teacher for the Money and Fame
It’s not cool to be sarcastic with a student, but it’s okay to print that sarcasm on a shirt.
1, 3, 5, 7, 9 OMG I Can’t Even
I’ll admit, it took me a couple of seconds.
Teachers: Make America Smart Again
Retired Teacher: All Children Left Behind
There’s nothing retired teachers like more than rubbing their retirement in the faces of everyone else. With this shirt, they won’t have to say a word.
Being a Teacher is Easy. It’s Like Riding a Bike. Except the Bike is On Fire. You’re on Fire. Everything is on Fire.